Friday, July 17, 2009

My trip to the bookstore.

I'm flying-alone- tomorrow to North Carolina. Just to warn you, I might [read: probably] won't be able to blog for about 2 weeks.
Just so you know.
And Also,
I am about to tell you about the title of this blog.
I went to the bookstore. Not all that special, but this trip irked me.
You see, My pop and I walked into borders and separated. I looked at the new releases at the front of the store, the summer reads, the Borders book club. I wander over to the buy one get one half off table.
The first thing I pick up is FML (the book!)
Now, for those of you who don't routinely go to, it's basically a place where people write stories about their every day life and how much it sucks.
The book looked interesting. not something my pop would buy for me though. The next one I picked up: The Definitive Guide to Stuff White People Like, The Unique Taste of Millions.

And while the book doesn't describe the white over there in the Southwest, it sure describes the people I know.

So after picking up that book, (I promise to get to the ranty part now)
I walk back to the "Young Adult" section. RAWR. That's me being angry.

Ok seriously, I KNOW I used to love twilight. Yes, it's a good book. But have you and all the other girls in America ever stopped to think that this sexy being that you are all so in love with ISN'T REAL???? And even if he was, do you realize how very CREEPY he is?
I mean, how is watching you sleep sexy?
How can you justify someone beautiful manipulating you is lovely?

So now the entire bookstore is Twilight themed. Look. I'm tired of seeing vampires. It's so DONE. It's so overdone, it's so predictable, it's so old. ughh!

So other then my book on white people, and A Calvin And Hobbes book my Pop thought would be good for me to read,
I didn't get anything at the book store. I think it's something wrong with culture today.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009


I'm up. 6:04 according to my iPod.
I'm cold.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

My career choice.

A professional eater. What do you think?
I mean, I could go out to eat every night and order, like,
Spend my whole next day at the gym working that off,
and maybe a half hour writing a review.
Sounds like FUN!
I love food.
Have I ever mentioned that?
like, food ROCKS.
Now you may be wondering why I'm talking about food and my amazing aspirations.
Well, I'm in the room as No Reservations is on. Not the Abigail Breslin movie, but the show on the travel channel.
Anthony Bourdaine is my hero. Like, I might write a song about him.
Like the one I wrote for my Pop.

OMG. you know what pisses me off?
Yes, lets all go document our lives on myspace.
I already have 186 pictures of me making faces in the mirror, lets add 126 more.
Look. I know you, you're reading this.
And you do this.
It's annoying.
What's the point of even living,
if the main goal is to take pictures so hopefully someone will notice?
It's dumb.

And you know what else?
I hate dumb people.
And idiots.

Ok all finished.
Sorry about that.
So yes I know you love my blog soooo much.
My birthday is this Tuesday.
So since I'm the source of the "Omg i soooo agree." that pops into your head every time you read this, want to buy me a present?
I like gift cards, but only from people who don't know me well enough to buy me something real.

So yeah,
Garage is a great store. I'm a size small there.
H&M is good too. I'm a 2.
Wet Seal is great,
oh and if you ever want to get me a pair of high top converse,
or a subscription to any teeny bop magazine,
or any nail polish,
Buttons or knee socks from Hot Topic.
Or ooooh A nose ring!!!!
Just email me.
:) feliz cupleanos a me.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Braces Changed!

Now instead of that gross maroon and sliver on my teeth, I get beautiful teal. :)
I love Even Stevens, Don't you?
I have lots and lots of work to do.
I must do this work so I can go to the Vans Warped Tour ON MY BIRTHDAY!!
I'm so excited.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

it's summer

my hair is wet.
my foot is asleep.
im kind of hot.
and what am i doing with my summer?
read, cry.
cry because of the book.
ooh im hungry.